Friday, April 20, 2012

Bizzare but real cool stuffs, jokes etcetera


According to studies more left handed people alive today, than have ever died.
Actually more men than women are left-handed and the percentage of left handed people rise from 5% to 10% for period of last 100 years.
Left-handed person likely to die on average 9 years earlier than right handed counterparts.
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand whilst drawing with the other. If you are not impressed, then try it for yourself. Left-handed people are more likely to be creative geniuses. Take a look at list of famous left handed people:
Albert Einstein
Isaac Newton
Leonardo Da Vinci
Pablo Picasso
Alexander the Great
Julius Caesar
Napoleon Bonaparte
Henry Ford
Lewis Carroll
Ringo Starr
Bobby Fisher and many other famous left handed people...


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  • No word in the English language rhymes with silver, month, orange or purple.
  • Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.
  • Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.
  • Generally, a dog's mouth has fewer germs and bacteria than a human's mouth.
  • A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
  • Scissors were invented by Leonardo da Vinci.
  • Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the morning.
  • The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off.
  • Mexico once had three presidents in one day.
  • Pope John XII and Attila the Hun both died whilst having sex.
  • Millions of trees are accidentally planted by squirrels that bury their nuts and then forget where they left them.




Jokes


 


Three things you must not hear the doctor speak in an operation theatre.
  1. If this is the kidney and that is the liver, what the heck is this?
  2. Now where is page 5 of the operation manual?
  3. Shoo shooo! Black dog, come back with that piece, that’s not your dinner.


>> Question: Which day of the week is most hated by fish?
Answer: Fry Day

>> In an examination, a question was asked:
2K + K =? 
The student wrote:
3000 bucks

>> Why is 10 afraid of 7?
ans= Because seven ate nine.
 

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